You know how much people will be spending on Valentine's Day this year? Almost $14 billion. That's a load of money to spend on candy hearts, edible underwear, sexy dice, and plush toys that say things like "Be Mine." Enter ValentinesDotGov, a site created by CentUp, which supports charities and content creator. The site -- modeled of course after Healthcare.gov -- offers sexy "plans" for your Valentine's Day out, based on your relationship status and age, and also submit your own. The site's of course completely fake -- but the reality isn't: that you could be spending your money elsewhere this Feb. 14.