BBH Asia Pacific copywriter Douglas Hamilton has the right idea: You shouldn't let a minor thing like lack of a swimsuit stop you from jumping in the ocean. Presenting 'ThingThong,' a product made for the ultra-last minute trip to the beach. Adjustable elastic Y-straps and the slipper itself cover you and your thingy. We're assuming it's one size fits all -- but you won't know until you try it on. Bonus: Minimal tan lines!