If you live in South Australia or Western Australia, get busy. IKEA is offering free cribs to anybody who has a baby on November 14, 2013 -- exactly nine months after today, Valentine's Day. One cot per baby, and proof of birth will have to be presented -- we assume a bloody, tired picture of the mother doesn't count.
Unfortunately, Valentine's Day is almost over Down Under. But since IKEA's math may not be quite accurate, you may still have a shot.