Don't have many friends? Then why do you need an iPhone, with its 16 GB of memory? All that space will just remind you how you're all alone, with nobody to call. Instead, get an OwnFone, a phone with only a handful of keys that are custom-printed for each client. The phone is marketed at kids and elderly people (and not just friendless people) and as the video shows, is pretty useful to take along on long runs, to music festivals, or anywhere where losing your phone is a strong possibility. It retails for about 87 euros.